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vvni:

i really needed to see this

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consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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How to finish that last minute assignment

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cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

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I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

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iamrickyhoover:

lepidoptera-and-insulin:

darthxmaulxlives:

pleatedjeans:

'Friday the 13th' Themed Engagement Photos

more pics here.

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen!!

THE BEST ENGAGEMENT PHOTOS

This is so fucking cool! I’ve always wanted to have a sweet themed wedding like a zombie theme or something.

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ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

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vvni:

i really needed to see this

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awwww-cute:

This is Finn. He thinks everyone he meets is his best friend so he sits by the door waiting for people

awwww-cute:

This is Finn. He thinks everyone he meets is his best friend so he sits by the door waiting for people

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